Dear Witches and Wizards of the Great Class of 2015,
The time has come to abandon our muggle-statuses once and for all. To emerge into the ever-elusive world of stealthy sorcery and mesmeric mysticism of which we’ve dreamed since our younger years.
First, though: We must be sorted.
Your Class Board has dared to venture into unchartered territory by collaborating with the most esteemed headmasters and mistresses of Hogwarts to bring you:
~The Ever Coveted~
Harry Potter Shirts
Imported from Diagon Alley by Hogwarts Express, exclusively for the Class of Twenty Fifteen’s:
Skilled and savvy Artists and Scientists of Gryffindor
Clever and cunning Whartonites of Slytherin
Precise and pensive Penngineers of Ravenclaw
And knowing and nurturing Nurses of Hufflepuff
We await your orders – to be placed at http://www.upenn15.com/tickets by the eve of November 22nd. Shirts will be delivered by owl during an exclusive Sophomore Sorting Party which will occur before the close of this academic term.
~Your 2015 Sorting Committee